If Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s relationship were a clothing store, it would be Hot Topic. But, like how all emo, poser-hatin’ eighth graders eventually forfeit their checkered Vans and spike collars for skinny jeans and hipster bowler hats from Urban Outfitters, the shop that is their relationship has officially become a mistake of their past. Once the pied pipers of angsty tweens circa 2005, Pete and Ashlee are now legally dunzo.
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After three-and-a-half years of marriage, and one adorable kid named Bronx Mowgli (yeah, we know), the couple's divorce has been finalized.
They've worked out how they will divide their multi-million dollar empire, and have ostensibly reached a custody agreement, though the exact details are unknown. This means that Ashlee can continue f**king random dudes and Pete can continue sobbing into his unicorn Pillow Pet in peace. Congrats!http://poponthepop.com
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