Kandi Burruss' mom still isn't talking to her after Redickulous whipped his monster dick out at Kandi's party. Phaedra Parks goes to Kandi's boutique to drop a cake off as an apology. The ladies question discuss whether or not they would pleasure themselves if it was possible, if they were that limber. Phaedra says she'd "probably never go to work." Kandi says she doesn't understand why Nene Leakes left her party when the male stripper started giving himself a blow job. Phaedra says "You showed your cervix for a quarter!" and reminded Kandi that Nene used to be a stripper.
Cynthia Bailey is now at the podium, speaking at her modeling talent school launch event. Cynthia sucks as an MC and Phaedra says "Everyone knows, you wanna look at models, not hear them," lol. After Cynthia flubs all her lines, we meet the new housewife, Marlo Hampton and her boyfriend, who Nene used to date. Sheree Whitfield learns that Nene f*cked Marlo's man.
Cynthia's sister starts crying because Cynthia's husband is having financial problems with his new business venture. Meanwhile, Sheree throws a bottle of water in her ex-husband face after he tells her that he won't help with child support.
Kim Zolciak and her daughter Brielle are talking about her pregnancy. Kim is so candid with her 14 year-old daughter, saying that labor scares the sh!t out of her. Meanwhile Brielle is grossed out about breastfeeding.
Nene shows up to Bar One, the spot Peter and Cynthia are trying to open. Nene tells Peter that he looks so good in his orange shirt. Nene STILL wants to f*ck Peter. It's hilarious, almost as hilarious as Kim's pregnancy conversation with her daughter.
Sheree shows up to Phaedra's law office and tells her that her ex isn't paying any child support. "That burns my biscuits!" Phaedra says. "Maybe he likes bologna sandwiches on white bread, or macaroni and cheese, cause that's what they're serving in jail."
Phaedra says that she can help her get her child support money and Sheree starts to cry. Sheree says that she needs to think about it and Phaedra says "Maybe they'll make him the captain of the football team in jail" and she tells her to "brazen his balls!" Love her!
A very pregnant Kim goes to the doctor and she is a riot! "This time I'm not playin'. I can not be in any pain. Congrats to all the people that do it naturally without any drugs. Good for you. DUMBASS!"
Kandi arrives at her mom's house where she scolds Kandi for having a stripper at her party. Her mom is worked up because she says that Phaedra wouldn't have had her mother or her husband with her while a stripper came out. She's right!
Peter's Bar One nightclub opens and everyone is smoking hot, literally. They have no air conditioning running and everyone is sweaty. Phaedra says that it's in the hood, but it will be successful "cause hood folks gotta drink too." Everyone's waiting on Nene to arrive and she shows up extremely late and everyone but Cynthia and Peter are upset about it, Nene included. She is there 'looking better than everyone else' and 'owning the room.' Sigh.
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Cynthia's sister starts crying because Cynthia's husband is having financial problems with his new business venture. Meanwhile, Sheree throws a bottle of water in her ex-husband face after he tells her that he won't help with child support.
Kim Zolciak and her daughter Brielle are talking about her pregnancy. Kim is so candid with her 14 year-old daughter, saying that labor scares the sh!t out of her. Meanwhile Brielle is grossed out about breastfeeding.
Sheree shows up to Phaedra's law office and tells her that her ex isn't paying any child support. "That burns my biscuits!" Phaedra says. "Maybe he likes bologna sandwiches on white bread, or macaroni and cheese, cause that's what they're serving in jail."
Phaedra says that she can help her get her child support money and Sheree starts to cry. Sheree says that she needs to think about it and Phaedra says "Maybe they'll make him the captain of the football team in jail" and she tells her to "brazen his balls!" Love her!
A very pregnant Kim goes to the doctor and she is a riot! "This time I'm not playin'. I can not be in any pain. Congrats to all the people that do it naturally without any drugs. Good for you. DUMBASS!"
Kandi arrives at her mom's house where she scolds Kandi for having a stripper at her party. Her mom is worked up because she says that Phaedra wouldn't have had her mother or her husband with her while a stripper came out. She's right!
Peter's Bar One nightclub opens and everyone is smoking hot, literally. They have no air conditioning running and everyone is sweaty. Phaedra says that it's in the hood, but it will be successful "cause hood folks gotta drink too." Everyone's waiting on Nene to arrive and she shows up extremely late and everyone but Cynthia and Peter are upset about it, Nene included. She is there 'looking better than everyone else' and 'owning the room.' Sigh.
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